Kenyans are known for their hospitality to foreigners and the character development of their partners. There is no in-between.
Falling in love in Nairobi is worse than gambling because not only do you have to worry about being played, but you also have to worry about the gender of your co-player in the game or even what level you are playing. This city is one big bedroom without a door.
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If these were the times of LOT, Nairobi would be a large salt lake frozen till the end of time. This one big bedroom has all characters in the characters you can think of, from the family men who secretly enjoy kinetics content to the men of the cloth who use your offerings to go out during ungodly hours to ungodly places.
Nairobi has a population of over 4 million, which means that the dating pool is very saturated. Surprisingly, everyone is single, and those in complicated situations claim they are only staying for the kids, another common lie from married men in this city.
Very few marriages succeed in this city. Some Nairobi characters have opted to move to other towns for this rare commodity called love. The worst part is that you cannot teach an old dog new tricks, so Tabia Bado ni zile zile. They have taken the disease to these towns.
Kwa up, there is no finding love in this city. Come to the town, do what brought you here, and find love elsewhere. And if you happen to find that love somewhere else, don't bring them into this godforsaken city.
